sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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