Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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