Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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