yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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