Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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