Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Small penises have feelings too.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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