I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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