so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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