I can't watch pbs sober anymore
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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