Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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