she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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