If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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