just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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