Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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