Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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