I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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