I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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