So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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