I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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