I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You know, be my cock's hype man.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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