I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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