Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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