im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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