How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
