i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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