I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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