But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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