You work out of a Hotel?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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