My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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