the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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