so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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