My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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