yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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