about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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