I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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