I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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