He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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