i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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