I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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