Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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