D3 body, D1 cock
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
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I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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