I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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