We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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