I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
tell me about the fingering
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