the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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