Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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