haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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