"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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