Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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