i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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