So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
