How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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