Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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