I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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